security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
why is this so fucking funny
(via approach)
forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.
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me 5 years ago: the internet isn’t your diary lmao
me now: what’s up, today i cried whilst eating a biscuit
(via always-dreaming-skinny)
me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
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he’s free
I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.
I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah
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imagine making dinner with someone you love,,, drinking wine, listening to music, kissing,, wow
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Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
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